when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
(via itsonlyme26)
I really do like it when people tell me about themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like knowing about people, in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. You’re not bothering me with your rambling, I actually prefer to listen.
(Source: fruityskeleton, via didgeisnotcool)
K literally just came up with a detailed plotline for a novel and a fuCKING SEQUEL WHAT THE FUCK I ONLY HAD LIKE HALF AN HOUR ON MY HANDS
Taylor Swift is TOO nice imo. like yeah she writes about her exes but she never reveals who her songs are about but let a nigga try to play me and I’m putting his Social Security number out there along with his full name and address, cuttin his dick off and I’m keying his car AND burning down his house like Lisa Left Eye Lopez homie don’t play dat
(via yesimbeyonce)
remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
(Source: castjels, via floccinaucinihilipilificatious)
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(Source: cu-tt-er, via floccinaucinihilipilificatious)
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via floccinaucinihilipilificatious)
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